|Open your eyes woman!|
Wedges, Pied a Terre, £75 on sale at Selfridges
Silver bracelet, Oliver Bonas
Black beads, and leather bracelet, Topshop
|That’s better. But what’s so funny?|
Oh yeah! This showing off lark!
|The sort of backless bit.|
Note to self: Get help with fake tan on the back.
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